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questions(7)

26 votes, 0 comments, 1 year old
Multi-wipe? by samson801
puppies poo wipe  
Do you wipe more than once after #2 (usually)? 
62 votes, 5 comments, 2 years old
The Ultimate Buzzkill by samson801
sex, puppies, awww shit!, death  
Imagine you are having sex with the most beautiful and... 
77 votes, 5 comments, 2 years old
Tounge or No Tounge? by samson801
tounges, dating, puppies, kissing, advice  
So it's your first kiss with a new "special someone". Do... 
69 votes, 5 comments, 2 years old
To Cheat or Not to Cheat by samson801
girls, puppies, yes or no, sex, more puppies  
Is it still cheating if we're in different area codes?... 
45 votes, 3 comments, 2 years old
Bowl Movements by samson801
opinion, bowels, poo, sex, random  
How many bowel movements should one have? 
41 votes, 4 comments, 2 years old
Masturbation? by samson801
sex, temporal distortion, masturbation, puppies  
Should I masturbate tommorow at noon? 
66 votes, 1 comment, 2 years old
Girlfriend Fart by samson801
poo, drama, deep questions, fart, love  
During an unexpected moment of silence my little "prim... 

votes(52)

31 votes, 3 comments, 1 year old
A thousand miles seems pretty far, but... by anonymous
relationship, long distance, puppies  
I recently reunited with an ex who lives on a different... 
45 votes, 6 comments, 2 years old
insomniac by Carolina17
school, insomnia, stress  
it's the night before the beginning of finals week for... 
50 votes, 5 comments, 2 years old
textbooks by Sethera
money, textbooks  
I have a bunch of textbooks I no longer need. My school... 
52 votes, 7 comments, 2 years old
You're worth this much. by taragl
shopping, holiday, presents  
About how much money (in USD for uniformity, please) do you... 
50 votes, 4 comments, 2 years old
Eyeball Apple Jacks by taragl
cereal  
I'm torn. Today I found Eyeball Marshmallow Apple Jacks... 
40 votes, 4 comments, 2 years old
I want to live where soul meets body, and let the sun wrap its arms around me by FluffyBullet
soul, religion, death cab for cutie  
do you believe that the soul is... 
62 votes, 11 comments, 2 years old
Are you as old as me? by alex
age, demographics  
I was wondering how old you are. 
70 votes, 2 comments, 2 years old
Tip by anonymous
sex, puppies, just the tip  
Question: Have you ever played "Just the tip. Just this... 
66 votes, 3 comments, 2 years old
Underwater Hacking by Yuri
dungeon dimensions, ook, hacking, attitude  
you are gliding along the ocean floor. suddenly you spot... 
76 votes, 9 comments, 2 years old
Meeting "Sea-men" by nikkib
sex, adult, oral, puppies  
alright friends, here's the question: After giving head... 
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profile messages(1)

• Magpie wrote:

  It's you... You're the puppy tagger, aren't you? If it's not you, then who could it be?

  Sep 12, 2006 10:30 PM

comments(16)

• in A thousand miles seems pretty far, but..., samson801 says:

  Move there with him. Embrace this opportunity or be doomed to imagine life wishing you had done so.

  Aug 26, 2007 05:16 AM
• in textbooks, samson801 says:

  Sell books, buy a puppy

  Dec 13, 2006 02:48 PM
• in I want to live where soul meets body, and let the sun wrap its arms around me, samson801 says:

  Fuck souls!

  Dec 13, 2006 02:45 PM
• in The Ultimate Buzzkill, samson801 says:

  You see, in a way, puppies have something to do with everything. What if the partner you killed had a pet puppy? What would you do with the puppy if it has nowhere else to go to. That should affect your descision.

  Sep 25, 2006 03:46 PM
• in These are the Games of Our Lives, samson801 says:

  Forget video games, get a puppy!

  Sep 21, 2006 11:10 AM
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