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http://iraq.notspecial.org ( female / Duetschland! Huzzah! )

once upon a time i could write with my feet. then i went to africa, climbed a mountain, and got gangrene.

no. really. i have pictures and it smelled like almonds.

i am in the military. they hate me because i ask why things are dumb. it makes my life fun!

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profile messages(5)

  • JohnnyApocalypse wrote:

    yeah. i hear ya on compulsory (i think with an "o") service. everyone gets locked into thinking compusory means military when you got doctors without borders and peace corps and all sortsa shite. hell, if all the people screamin to level the playing field and have higher education for the masses could just accept the trade off, it would REALLY be a win/win for all sides, ya know?

    and as for complainin, i like complainin and hearin about it too. but perhaps you of all people need to be circumspect on what those complaints are :P

    the flip side of compulsory service is, of course, that i'm lazy and have never done it. i would, however, make an excellent ditch digger. cuz you know, you can never have enough ditches.

    my life is this: work (chaotic, but acceptable), home (playing video games instead of helping with chores as i am in ingrate), love for my wife who puts up w. my shit, and a mostly healthy boy who i think is starting to teethe which gave him a fever and has plagued him with discomfort. every parent thinks their kid is the most handsome/beautiful, but they're all wrong cuz ours is.

    stay tuff and don't let the bastards get you down!

    Apr 18, 2007 02:51 PM
  • JohnnyApocalypse wrote:

    do you hate me for my answer in your last question? (or for a completely different reason :P)

    my brother's in the navy, and i know he doesn't serve the same stretch that army and marines do. i thought marines had longer times, but mebbe i'm the wrong.

    also? i got nothin
    howz it goin?

    Apr 17, 2007 11:39 AM
  • Wemple wrote:

    Laner, lol, "i do it whenever they tell me." A belated Chappy Chanukah, er, Happy Hanukkah, to you.

    Dec 25, 2006 07:32 AM
  • mrpink wrote:

    Don't worry about coming off as bitchy. I think coming off that way can be a good thing. I enjoy your moral outrage. I can relate to the wordy thing. It's good that you have an oppion and are willing to state it.

    Sep 12, 2006 08:43 PM
  • mrpink wrote:

    Your comments make me angry a good deal of the time. That is good. I'm fairly deeply intrenched in my few points and it's good to have them chalenged. I might not change but I apreate the service.

    Sep 09, 2006 08:13 PM

comments(753)

  • in crunchy vs. smooth, laner says:

    smoooooooth... the texture of crunchy creeps me out.

    May 23, 2010 04:01 PM
  • in mineral water, laner says:

    depends on the size of the pretentious sneer they wear as they drink it.

    May 23, 2010 03:58 PM
  • in earworm, laner says:

    been a long time passin', that's all i know for sure.

    May 23, 2010 03:57 PM
  • in twenties girl, laner says:

    twenties bob could be cute, but you might hate it for things other than the theater. you can style a chin length cut VERY twenties... look it up on the interwebs!

    Feb 01, 2010 10:45 PM
  • in painted jezebel, laner says:

    well littlewolf is right, that would be the most fun! i would say minimal, but then again, you are in theater, so it will be caked on anyway...

    Feb 01, 2010 10:44 PM
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