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Known in the workaday world as Crazy Danish Fuck, Doktor Kafka is a progenitor of desiderata primeval and a disambiguator of conundrums cosmic.
Here is a brief history of how Crazy Danish Fuck came to be:
ornamentation put something inside the ear of squid and squid went ink dreamy producing a pomegranate light as a feather duster strategically placated in monsoon's belly. there was a soft belching and a thrust hungry sandwich hammer ready to carve me out of the stone placards left behind the great ant hill devotion of prepubescence 1992.
Doktor Kafka is currently undergoing intensive existential psychotherapy, while wondering what to eat and when, and searching for a place to stay the night.
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- in rock, doktorkafka says:
Oh yes. You see, I never did fare too well in my logic seminars.
But on an only marginally related topic, please, if anyone feels compelled, watch all of Falco's videos on YouTube. I only regret that I was not yet born when most of them were released...Jun 29, 2007 07:52 PM - in Wagner, doktorkafka says:
i fondly recall cavorting around the spreewald with a certain distinguished gentleman with a gravity-defying mustache, friedrich n-punkt.
then i burst into a rousing- albeit impromptu -dramatic rendition of "also sprach zarathustra".
then i whack it in public.Jun 27, 2007 04:06 AM - in Biology, doktorkafka says:
mutants can do anything. bacteria can do anything. they cancel out into a festering nothing.
Jun 27, 2007 04:05 AM - (show all)
i cannot be bothered by celebrity gossip, though i have a soft-spot in the skull for falco and his raging hedonism. the cocaine abuse and his untimely death-by-bus are all just part of his charm!