re: The Ultimate Buzzkill by samson801

September 21, 2006 11:07 AM

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dear internet,

Imagine you are having sex with the most beautiful and amazing person ever. Everything is going amazing until 10 seconds before you come, you suddenly realize your partner has just died in the heat of the moment. He/she still feels pretty alive to you (though not a lot of moving), and you're sure that you can still finish if you want to. What do you do?

results 62 votes

Just 10 More Seconds..! (16 votes)
 26%
Freak the Hell Out Right Away, Call the Cops (36 votes)
 58%
Forget Finishing, Run the Hell Outta There (4 votes)
 6%
Stop, Drop, and Roll (6 votes)
 10%
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  • solitaryascidian says:

    what, where do the puppies enter in this situation?

    Sep 21, 2006 11:17 AM
  • FluffyBullet says:

    do you really want to know that much about samson801's love life solitaryascidian?

    Sep 21, 2006 11:56 AM
  • solitaryascidian says:

    no. i guess i was just sstill under the influence of the telemarketing to have asked such a question.

    Sep 21, 2006 12:00 PM
  • Boardgamegeek says:

    I actually chuckled at the "awww shit!" tag. Does that make me a bad person?

    Sep 21, 2006 01:49 PM
  • samson801 says:

    You see, in a way, puppies have something to do with everything. What if the partner you killed had a pet puppy? What would you do with the puppy if it has nowhere else to go to. That should affect your descision.

    Sep 25, 2006 03:46 PM
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