re: Girlfriend Fart by samson801

August 17, 2006 01:28 AM

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dear internet,

During an unexpected moment of silence my little "prim and perfect" girlfriend let one loose. No noxious smells were involved, it was a short "toot", but a pasage of anal gas nonetheless. What should I do?

results 66 votes

Keep Her- Try To Forget About It (3 votes)
 5%
Keep Her- But Still Bring It Up During Dinner Conversations (7 votes)
 11%
Keep Her- Ackowledge That She Is Human and Accept the Fart for What It Is (45 votes)
 68%
Ditch the Bitch- Dude, She Farted! (1 vote)
 2%
Ditch Her- What If She Starts Shootin Off That Cannon Around Friends? (0 votes)
 0%
Beat Her at Her Own Game and Let Her Decide Where This Relationship Is Going (10 votes)
 15%
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  • rebectron says:

    c'mon man, give the girl a break - like you're so perfect?!

    Aug 17, 2006 08:58 AM
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