re: cat logic by laner

November 10, 2009 07:48 PM

dear internet,

why does the cat wait until i have to pee to jump onto my lap, stomp on my belly, and then lay across me with her front feet draped over my typing arm?

never fails... she is in fact currently most perturbed by the disturbances of me typing this profound question to you, interwebs, as it jostles her resting postion... yet i find her adorable, particularly as she rolls over and stretches her kitty arms over her kitty head so i couldn't possibly disturb her cuteness... why does she torture me so?! for my own good, or for her nefarious needs?!

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she is trying to get you to use the muscles that will prevent bladder control failure later. good kitty! (4 votes)
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she mocks your pain and knows you hate disturbing her because you are a sucker. bad kitty! (3 votes)
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mostly because you are warm... and getting bloated... (3 votes)
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  • Magpie says:

    My cat does the saaaame thing! Sit for 2 hours on the computer or watching tv, reading, etc, and no cat! Decide to get up for some vital reason in a couple minutes, and BOOM! Cat on the lap..... Never freakin' fails.

    But....

    He's so cute with the "I love you mommy" look....

    Feb 04, 2010 02:59 AM
  • Eira says:

    not so much bloated as warm and therefor cuddly... or perturbed by the fact that she's not the center of your attention...

    Feb 25, 2010 03:35 AM
  • Eira says:

    or hungry or needing to pe or be cuddled... my first cat used to lay on my face and trample it (sometimes with claws) until i woke up and gave him a bit of attention...

    Feb 25, 2010 03:37 AM
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