re: gimme a name! by laner

May 04, 2008 09:32 AM

dear internet,

so my headaches are being caused by a grape-sized or so growth in my cranium that isnt supposed to be there. interesting.

despite the obvious concern, i find that there isnt much point in worrying about things i cant fix, so while the doctors figure out what they want to do my husband and i entertained possibilities:

1) its an alien egg
2) its a malignant implanted substance that will take over my mind and cause me to crave the flesh of the living
3) its an unborn twin

(sure i will take it seriously. its my brain. but really, what's getting all mopey going to do?)

so then came the obvious question:

what to name it?






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