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dear internet,

This past evening I was invited to hang out with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. I had been informed that it was to be a "blind one night stand" and apparently my name was asked for specifically (how the girl in question got my name, I do not know) but she was supposed to hang out with them as well. She was here for sex with me, mind you, but during the night she ended up with someone else, who had not gotten any in two years. I had had some recently and you can obviously assume the taken man had as well, She came in a good hour later proclaiming it to be the "worst sex she had ever had"

He on the other hand felt very satisfied with the whole experience.

Why do I feel guilty internet?! I helped someone out by sacrificing a possible pleasurable experience.