re: Indie Ballz by fightgar

April 05, 2007 06:46 PM

dear internet,
I am a young, supple twenty-something male hoping to become a fabulous indie rocker. I don't know anything about Music, I just want to look awesome! But when I try to squeeze into tight, tight pants, my balls always show.

My question is: do indie rockers have no balls? do I have to get rid of them or is there some kind of shrinking-serum or bandage wrap I can use?

Please respond soon!!!





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