dear internet,
do you feel like this (ignoring gender implications):
Old Gregg: Did it mean you love me?
Howard: No, it didn't!
Old Gregg: Could you learn to love me?
Howard: No, I couldn't, I don't love you.
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No I don't
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No I don't
Old Gregg: You love me. And you seen me. And you know me. I'm Old Gregg!
Howard: Yeah, I know who you are, you've told me 89 times now.
Old Gregg: You must love me exactly as I love you.
Howard: Well, I don't love you. And to be honest, you're starting to get on my nerves a bit now. If anything, I find you slightly pathetic. So deal with that.
( http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI)