re: nikola tesla by doktorkafka

January 04, 2007 07:35 PM

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who is the most awesome person in all of history

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nikola tesla (11 votes)
 55%

nikola tesla (9 votes)
 45%

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  • fiercenailbunny says:

    who?

    Jan 04, 2007 09:19 PM
  • doktorkafka says:

    serbian inventor, protege to thomas edison. but much, much more awesome.

    Jan 04, 2007 09:20 PM
  • appleblossombeck says:

    I'm naming my firstborn son after him. Really. fiercenailbunny: look around you. See all that usable eckletricity? He invented how to use it, along with radio, remote control, fluorescent lightbulbs....tons of stuff. Also he was good friends with Mark Twain, he was hot, and the "mad scientist" silliness was based on him because he was pretty severely OCD.

    Jan 04, 2007 11:13 PM
  • jazzypanflutes says:

    I think Tesla Coil (futurehusband'slastname) would be the most awesomely-named daughter ever.

    ...maybe.

    Jan 05, 2007 01:54 AM
  • sheepofages says:

    George Washington Carver is out of the running, then?

    Jan 05, 2007 02:07 AM
  • doktorkafka says:

    george washington carver? oh, come now, consider the following...

    gwc: peanut butter

    tesla: harnessing the cosmic rays and causing them to operate a motive device, "mad scientist", blasting a crater in siberia using fifteen megatons of the earth's own magnetic force ( the veracity of this is open to discussion ), wardenclyffe tower, and pretty much everything tesla ever did, which is synonymous with "sheer awesome".

    i don't think there's much debate here.

    Jan 05, 2007 09:11 AM
  • sheepofages says:

    Consider the following:
    GWC: peanut butter
    Tesla: no peanutbutter

    Those other achievements look more like the result of hard work whereas peanutbutter could only have been the product of genius inspiration.
    And what's more awesome than peanutbutter?

    Jan 05, 2007 01:26 PM
  • doktorkafka says:

    you make a valid point with your last rhetorical question, but the answer is nevertheless... nikola tesla. he is consummate awesome.

    peanutbutter, i believe, was carver's divine inspiration. he was simply the mouthpiece for some higher power bent on blessing the world. it was not of his doing, and by no means should we attribute its creation to him.

    Jan 05, 2007 06:53 PM
  • volpone says:

    What about "Pythagoras" if one dude did all the stuff ascribed to that name, he's gotta be a contender...

    Jan 05, 2007 10:28 PM
  • fiercenailbunny says:

    they don't teach us nearly enough about serbian inventors in american schools.

    Jan 06, 2007 12:58 AM
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