dear internet,
do you find youself having secret crushes on the bad guys in movies?
for instance, in Harry Potter you much preferred Draco or Lucius Malfoy . . . or Severus Snape . . . or, in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves , where Alan RIckman played the Sheriff of Nottingham, or in Mission Impossible (was it 1 or 2) when Sean Bean made Tom Cruise much less attractive