dear internet, every year in the US, there is a "game" that McDonald's presents... it's called the McDonald's Monopoly game. In order to play, you buy stuff at McDonald's and get in essence little lottery tickets. The big prize in years past was one million dollars, and this year it is five million. The chances of winning are pretty slim, but if you win... ! So if you owned some big corporation and had $5,000,000 to give away as a promotional contest, how would you do it?